I like dances, they're pretty fun. But only parts.
It's fun if you go with all your friends and you hang out outside. And you beat them on the obstacle course and have eternal bragging rights. But then you go inside where the actual dancing is. And it's pretty scary.
1. It's a hundred degrees. There's a bunch of pre teens and teens all moving and "dancing" and getting sweaty and nasty.
2. The music is deafening. You have to scream so the person an inch away from you can partially understand what you're saying.
3. It's not even dancing. It's just a bunch of popular kids in the middle of the room doing synchronized jumping. Not dancing, jumping.
The Anonymer
This is like the anonymous blog version of YouTube rants. Don't take it personally.
What Not To Wear
Well, it's getting warmer. And daylight savings is making us wake up an hour earlier than we usually do. So screw you daylight savings. Seriously though, people need to know what not to wear.
-Shorts: Please do not wear shorts so short that your but is visible. It is not attractive, its disgusting. No body wants to see your butt, underwear, thong, etc. Except for perverts. Go back to the garden.
-Shirts: Shirts that go down to at least your shorts are required. Belly buttons are not as attractive as you think they are. Also, there is no need to expose your whole back to the world, and you could get an uneven tan! Gasp!
-Shoes: As long as you aren't wearing 12 inch heels, you're fine.
-Make up- Make up is fine, but you're not a baker. No need to cake it on.
Sincerely,
The other anonymer
-Shorts: Please do not wear shorts so short that your but is visible. It is not attractive, its disgusting. No body wants to see your butt, underwear, thong, etc. Except for perverts. Go back to the garden.
-Shirts: Shirts that go down to at least your shorts are required. Belly buttons are not as attractive as you think they are. Also, there is no need to expose your whole back to the world, and you could get an uneven tan! Gasp!
-Shoes: As long as you aren't wearing 12 inch heels, you're fine.
-Make up- Make up is fine, but you're not a baker. No need to cake it on.
Sincerely,
The other anonymer
Starbucks
I really hate Starbucks because it costs four dollars for a stinking drink. Why can't it be cheaper? I mean your paying for some coffee, whipped cream and flavoring of some sort (like chocolate), and everytime it costs a lot. Plus it’s not like they can get your name correct. One small frappuchino, hot chocolate, tea, or juice can cost a lot more than it’s worth just so Starbucks can make more money. Next time, make your own drink.
Apps
There's a lot of popular apps out at the moment, so I thought I'd go through a few in case you've been living under a rock for the past month.
1. Instagram- a social networking app in which you scroll through your feed and look at teenage girls' Starbucks.
2. Subway Surfers- You can jump, roll, AND move side to side in this completely improbable game.
3. Fun Run- This game proves that looks can deceive. Choose a cute creature and race against your friends while trying to brutally murder them.
4. Icon Pop Quiz- Guess your favorite characters, movies, tv shows, and celebs based off of their geometric icons. And after the first level sit there staring ang thinking, "Whst the heck is that?"
5.Snapchat- The most useless app ever. Lets all take stupid pictures of ourselves that people can look at for 2 seconds!! Just send them a text for God's sake.
6. Tumblr- Create your beach boho/hipster/grunge blog by compiling up other people's pictures and be really proud of the work you didn't do.
That's all I can think of right now.
Sincerely,
The other anonymer
1. Instagram- a social networking app in which you scroll through your feed and look at teenage girls' Starbucks.
2. Subway Surfers- You can jump, roll, AND move side to side in this completely improbable game.
3. Fun Run- This game proves that looks can deceive. Choose a cute creature and race against your friends while trying to brutally murder them.
4. Icon Pop Quiz- Guess your favorite characters, movies, tv shows, and celebs based off of their geometric icons. And after the first level sit there staring ang thinking, "Whst the heck is that?"
5.Snapchat- The most useless app ever. Lets all take stupid pictures of ourselves that people can look at for 2 seconds!! Just send them a text for God's sake.
6. Tumblr- Create your beach boho/hipster/grunge blog by compiling up other people's pictures and be really proud of the work you didn't do.
That's all I can think of right now.
Sincerely,
The other anonymer
That's What She Said
No. That's not what she said. That joke just turns any normal conversation into something innapropriate. It's immature and stupid. And sometimes people just use it completely wrong. For example: "Hey, can you pass me an algebra book?" "That's what she said." And then every boy in a 3 desk radius will laugh their head off. Come on people. Grow up.
Sincerely,
The other anonymer
Sincerely,
The other anonymer
Why You Shouldn't Be Popular
WHY YOU SHOULDN'T BE POPULAR?
-People stare at your butt on the bus (I am not even joking).
-You're constantly judged and it's a lot of stress.
-You don't have cool friends like mine who you can con to make you stuff for your birthday :)
-Swag eventually will not be enough.
-You're not doing anything for yourself.
-Your life is a lie.
WHY YOU SHOULD BE A PERSON NOBODY KNOWS?
-It doesn't matter what you do because people don't care.
-You can wear whatever you want because your friends aren't going anywhere soon!
-Your friends will throw you surprise parties.
-You have a lot of down time for tumblr and your grandma.
-You can be as weird as you want, and nobody will know who you are.
-People stare at your butt on the bus (I am not even joking).
-You're constantly judged and it's a lot of stress.
-You don't have cool friends like mine who you can con to make you stuff for your birthday :)
-Swag eventually will not be enough.
-You're not doing anything for yourself.
-Your life is a lie.
WHY YOU SHOULD BE A PERSON NOBODY KNOWS?
-It doesn't matter what you do because people don't care.
-You can wear whatever you want because your friends aren't going anywhere soon!
-Your friends will throw you surprise parties.
-You have a lot of down time for tumblr and your grandma.
-You can be as weird as you want, and nobody will know who you are.
Pajamas
Why is it that if anyone popular comes to school in footsie pajamas or sweats and slippers and whatever, it's super cool and adorable but if anyone else were to do it, it would be weird. I would love to just roll out of bed and go to school, but I don't. I make an effort to look good. I want to just wear pajamas to school but I'm not #fearless####abunchofotherstuff#popular. I just don't know why it's so acceptable when you're popular, but you would totally get laughed at if your not.
Although its probably better than wearing nothing and people can basically see your internal organs.
#####theotheranonymer
Although its probably better than wearing nothing and people can basically see your internal organs.
#####theotheranonymer
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