Well, it's getting warmer. And daylight savings is making us wake up an hour earlier than we usually do. So screw you daylight savings. Seriously though, people need to know what not to wear.
-Shorts: Please do not wear shorts so short that your but is visible. It is not attractive, its disgusting. No body wants to see your butt, underwear, thong, etc. Except for perverts. Go back to the garden.
-Shirts: Shirts that go down to at least your shorts are required. Belly buttons are not as attractive as you think they are. Also, there is no need to expose your whole back to the world, and you could get an uneven tan! Gasp!
-Shoes: As long as you aren't wearing 12 inch heels, you're fine.
-Make up- Make up is fine, but you're not a baker. No need to cake it on.
Sincerely,
The other anonymer