WHY YOU SHOULDN'T BE POPULAR?
-People stare at your butt on the bus (I am not even joking).
-You're constantly judged and it's a lot of stress.
-You don't have cool friends like mine who you can con to make you stuff for your birthday :)
-Swag eventually will not be enough.
-You're not doing anything for yourself.
-Your life is a lie.
WHY YOU SHOULD BE A PERSON NOBODY KNOWS?
-It doesn't matter what you do because people don't care.
-You can wear whatever you want because your friends aren't going anywhere soon!
-Your friends will throw you surprise parties.
-You have a lot of down time for tumblr and your grandma.
-You can be as weird as you want, and nobody will know who you are.