I like dances, they're pretty fun. But only parts.
It's fun if you go with all your friends and you hang out outside. And you beat them on the obstacle course and have eternal bragging rights. But then you go inside where the actual dancing is. And it's pretty scary.
1. It's a hundred degrees. There's a bunch of pre teens and teens all moving and "dancing" and getting sweaty and nasty.
2. The music is deafening. You have to scream so the person an inch away from you can partially understand what you're saying.
3. It's not even dancing. It's just a bunch of popular kids in the middle of the room doing synchronized jumping. Not dancing, jumping.